FUCK THIS HOMECOMING IN THE ASS

So uh, Mrs, Jones decides to buy shitty ass, cheap butcher paper for leadership this year, which results in shitty ass posters. Even real butchers wouldn’t use this shit for their bloody meatballs. It’s fucking impossible to paint a 20 ft. long, clean, neat, and nice poster outside. Because the wind would blow and rape it into shreds. What was Jones thinking? Sure, the recycled paper is inexpensive, but it’s crappy as balls and it rips, so people end up using more paper and more tape to fix it.

I’m pissed. I just painted two homecoming posters, using like 5 textbooks as paperweights, but it still ripped and blew away..and now there’s splatters and shit everywhere.